Advice from the Rabbi at the Majestic
by Robert Fripp
"In 1966-68, when I was 18-21, I paid my way through Bournemouth College,
where I was studying economics, economic history, and political history with
a special paper on social conditions 1850-1900, by playing at the Majestic
Hotel in Bournemouth. The Majestic was a well-known Jewish hotel, run by
Fay Schneider.
The Majestic Dance Orchestra (a quintet) played three nights a week during the
winter and four nights in the summer, accompanying visiting cabaret acts on Sundays.
In addition to foxtrots, quicksteps, tangos, Jolsons fast and slow, from time to time
we also played for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.
At one particular Bar Mitzvah, the Chief Rabbi addressed the congregation, and
the directness of his advice and delivery continues resonating to this day. The
Chief Rabbi spoke very little English, so he got to the point quickly. He rose and spoke:
"When you go into your shop, say Hello God! and you will have good business."
The Chief Rabbi might have said… "May we open ourselves to the Unconditioned world, that our wishing for what is
real and true and moves from conscience, hope and faith, acceptance and love, moves into
and permeates a world governed by fashion, advertising, taste, habit, inventions,
prices of near substitutes, expectations of trends and changes in price, changes
in the distribution of income and the quantity and quality of the money supply, that
our professional lives might be mediated by the imperatives of necessity and sufficiency."
But he didn't say this: firstly, because his English wasn't very good; and, secondly,
because he wasn't taking a course in economics at Bournemouth College.
What the Chief Rabbi did do was to convey a complex and difficult notion – the impossibility
of an endless and benevolent Grace entering our ungrateful and uncaring world – in 15 words:
twelve words of one syllable, three words of two syllables, and one word of three syllables but
pronounced as if having two (business): "When you go into your shop, say Hello God! and you will have good business."
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